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1996 Land Rover Discovery - Ultimate Prepper Vehicle - Off Road Ready on 2040-cars

US $8,000.00
Year:1996 Mileage:276165
Location:

Homer Glen, Illinois, United States

Homer Glen, Illinois, United States
Advertising:

Are you ready for anything? NO.  Because you don't have this truck.  If you're man enough for it, this truck is a zombie killing off-road monster. 

Pound for pound, and dollar for dollar, there is no better truck on the market to meet YOUR needs.  Designed to excel in the Amazon, the Sahara, The mountains, or the Outback, This truck was built from the ground up to tackle anything,

Equipped With a Safari guard steel front bumper made of plate steel forged in the fires of Mt doom, This thing has a winch mount, deflector plate, and a brush guard for when you need to smash through the woods, or the traffic in a hurry.

Rock sliders for when the almost 18" of side clearance isn't enough.

Oversized off road tires ensure traction in even the harshest mud bogs or snow covered mountainsides.

Raised on heavy duty lifted suspension, there's hardly an obstacle on the planet you won't be ready to tackle.

A Steel roof rack fit for the toughest of men.  What do you need a epic roof rack for? if you're asking that question, you're not man enough for this car
put your gear on top. put your boat on top. put TWO couches on top, Camp on top.  And, a ladder to access all that.

Does it have four wheel drive?  It ONLY has four wheel drive.  Four different settings of it.

Class IV trailer hitch to haul your tractors/atvs/boats/etc through the backwoods. Its a got a mount so all you need is to add a  winch so you can pull all those other wimpy cars out of the snow and mud when they get stuck. 

With a factory jump seat installed in back, this truck seats 6, So you're ready to take your whole assault team on your next mission.

How many head lights does it have? 2? 4? 6? no.  EIGHT.  So you're ready to light up the night.  Perfect for blazing trails through the middle of nowhere, or blinding your enemies, like zombies,  or just leave them on so you can work late into the night.  

Did you forget to turn all those lights off last night? Battery dead in the morning? No big deal, the truck's got an extra battery.  With the flip of a switch, you can jump yourself.

You have been warned. With this truck you may begin to experience:
More manliness
More Freedom
Chainsaws
Grilling Steak
Bacon
More confidence
You're growing a beard
perfect golf game
catching more fish
Digging
welding
sledge hammers
jackhammers
Bacon
Bon fires
promotions
Tractors
Big screen TV
Protein Diet
extra muscle mass
Steak with every meal
and of course, Bacon



Whether i was tearing up a field, blasting through mud bogs, pulling E-350 Vans out of ditches or snow,  This truck was ready.  Whether I was hauling a hundred boards of lumber, camping in the backwoods or hauling a trailer,  This truck can handle it.  I've driven it through feet solid of snow and seen 3 axle municipal snow plow vehicles stuck and i kept going.  If it can be done, this truck can do it.  Loyal to me for 10 years, this Beast of a machine never left me stranded. Heck, Just last week I yanked a 1 ton boulder out of the ground and this truck didnt even flinch.

And with just a little work, this tank is ready for anything.
Now for the bad:
A/C needs a recharge, Steering Stabilizer needs to be replaced (included) Rust/hole in jamb at rear doors, Cruise control vacuum needs leak repaired, Power steering leaks, Rear windows open intermittently, Computer faults cause dash (engine) lights, Does not pass cook county emissions test. Antilock sensors failing, Handbrake sensor failing. Folding seats lock up occasionally. Minor Dents on the hood. Small spots of surface rust here and there.

As a bonus:
I will include all the spare parts I've accumulated over 10 years of land rover ownership including an extra alternator, differential, stabilizer bar, steering dampener, Air Filter housing, relays, spare tire cover, and more.

Now get off of that couch and BUY the TRUCK OF YOUR DREAMS.


**i hope you enjoyed the poetic license, now its time to enjoy this truck

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