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09 Cooper S Hatchback Automatic Checkered Trim Chrome Mirrors 1 Florida Owner on 2040-cars

US $15,900.00
Year:2009 Mileage:55202 Color: Trim
Location:

Fort Myers, Florida, United States

Fort Myers, Florida, United States
Advertising:

2009 Mini Cooper S - Financing Available - Automatic - Checkered Interior Trim - Chrome Exterior Trim - 17" Wheels - 1 Florida Owner
2009 Mini Cooper S Fort Myers Florida 2-Door Hatchback
Exterior Color:     Astro Black Metallic Interior Color:     Grey/Carbon Black Leatherette Stock Number:W82141
Mileage:55,202 Engine:I4 1.6L DOHC Fuel:Gasoline
Transmission:Automatic Warranty:Limited Warranty Title:Clear
VIN:WMWMF73559TW82141 AutoCheck:FREE AutoCheck Vehicle Report
Vehicle Description
Reasonable offers will be accepted.
All acceptable offers must be confirmed by phone first.

Buyers will provide valid phone number.
Please call to discuss if you have any questions.


Auto Haus of Fort Myers is offering this 2009 Mini Cooper S Hatchback with Only 55k Miles. Ask us for a Free Copy of the Clean AutoCheck History Report Showing Just 1 Previous Owner From Florida and No Accidents. This Mini has Just been Serviced & Inspected including a fresh Synthetic Oil and Filter Change and New Rear Brake Pads. Finance for $239.00 per month (must credit qualify with only Sales Tax and Registration Fees Due at signing, based on APR of 3.09% for 72 months, other terms and rates are available). It comes nicely equipped with an Astro Black Metallic Exterior, Carbon Black Interior, 1.6L Turbocharged Inline-4, Automatic Transmission with Steering Wheel Mounted Paddle Shifters, Dynamic Sport Mode, Mini Audio with CD Player & Aux Input, Manual Sport Seats, Split Folding Rear Seats, Checkered Interior Trim, Front Fog Lights, Climate Control, Dynamic Stability Control, On-Board Computer, Chrome Exterior Trim, 17" Alloy Wheels & Much More. Call Auto Haus of Fort Myers at 239-337-HAUS (4287) for more details or to schedule a test drive.

Auto Haus of Fort Myers, 16101 S. Tamiami Trail, Ft Myers FL 33908. Conveniently located 20 miles north of Naples and 20 miles south of Cape Coral and Port Charlotte. It is an easy drive from Marco Island, Estero, Bonita Springs, Punta Gorda, Sarasota, Bradenton and Tampa. Customers from Miami, Boca Raton, and Ft Lauderdale can simply cross the alley. Being minutes from the Southwest Florida International Airport (RSW), we are happy to pick up out-of-state customers. Trade-ins are welcome plus financing rates as low as 2.9% on late model vehicles for qualified buyers. Delivery anywhere in the world is possible. Vehicles are inspected and serviced at a certified inspection center. Feel free to call us after hours with any questions; Tom @ (239) 292-5210 or Michael @ (412) 638-4055. You can also visit us 24 hours a day at www.autohausfm.com to view a complete list of our inventory with over 50 photos of each car. Thank you for considering Auto Haus of Fort Myers to be your next sport and luxury car dealer.
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AUTO HAUS
OF FORT MYERS, INC

16101 S. TAMIAMI TRAIL, FORT MYERS, FL 33908
CONTACT: MICHAEL TIANI OR TOM STANFIELD
OFFICE: 239-337-HAUS (4287)
FAX: 239-437-1119
National Financing Rates as Low as 2.9%
Click Here to Apply Now with our
Secure Credit Application
Additional Photos
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Welcome to Auto Haus of Fort Myers, Inc.
Located in Fort Myers, Florida. 
All of our cars
you see advertised for sale are located at our
dealership.  Please feel free to stop by and visit us
in person or on the web. 
A Licensed and Bonded
Dealer, Auto Haus of Fort Myers has over 25 years
of experience in the luxury car industry!
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Reasonable offers will be accepted
Please call Tom or Michael at (239) 337-HAUS (4287)
for more information or e-mail us at

Cars@AutoHausFM.com
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WE CAN HELP ARRANGE SHIPPING! 
(ALL SHIPPING COMPANIES ARE INSURED AND BONDED)

Call Today
239-337-HAUS (4287)
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Auto Haus of Fort Myers is offering this 2009 Mini Cooper S Hatchback
with Only 55k Miles. It comes nicely equipped with an Astro Black Metallic
Exterior, Carbon Black Interior, 1.6L Turbocharged Inline-4, Automatic
Transmission with Steering Wheel Mounted Paddle Shifters, Dynamic
Sport Mode, Mini Audio with CD Player & Aux Input, Manual Sport Seats,
Split Folding Rear Seats, Checkered Interior Trim, Front Fog Lights,
Climate Control, Dynamic Stability Control, On-Board Computer,
Chrome Exterior Trim, 17" Alloy Wheels & Much More.
Call Auto Haus of Fort Myers at 239-337-HAUS (4287) for
more details or to schedule a test drive.
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Fully Detailed and Ready to Go!
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FOR DEALERSHIP INFORMATION
CALL TOM AT 239-292-5210
OR MICHAEL AT 412-638-4055
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2009 Mini Cooper S
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1 FLORIDA OWNER
AUTOCHECK CERTIFIED!

(Call us & we'll gladly email or fax you a copy)
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Carbon Black Interior
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Questions?

Ready to purchase now?
WE TAKE TRADE-IN's

Call Michael or Tom
239-337-4287

after hours
412-638-4055 (Michael)
239-292-5210 (Tom)
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Manual Sport Seats
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If you need any help with financing
please call Tom Stanfield
at 239-337-4287
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Power Windows/Locks/Mirrors
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Checkered Interior Trim
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Reasonable offers will be accepted
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Leather Wrapped Steering Wheel
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Steering Wheel Mounted
Paddle Shifters
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ONLY 55K MILES!
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Mini Audio
CD Player
Aux Input

Climate Control
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Automatic Transmission
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Folding Armrest
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First time buying a car on the internet?
Call us, we will put your mind at ease
(239) 337-4287
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Child Seat Anchors
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Split Folding Rear Seats
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- Make us an offer -
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Astro Black Metallic Exterior
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Fully Serviced & Inspected
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Front Fog Lights
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Questions?
Just Ask
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AUTO HAUS
OF FORT MYERS, INC

16101 S. TAMIAMI TRAIL, FORT MYERS, FL 33908
CONTACT: MICHAEL TIANI OR TOM STANFIELD
OFFICE: 239-337-HAUS (4287)
FAX: 239-437-1119
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CALL TODAY AND GET
BEHIND THE WHEEL
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
 239-337-HAUS (4287)
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Questions?
Ready to purchase now?
WE TAKE TRADE-IN's

Call Michael or Tom
239-337-4287

after hours
412-638-4055 (Michael)
239-292-5210 (Tom)
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WE HAVE SOLD MANY CARS TO CANADIAN
CUSTOMERS AND WE ARE VERY FAMILIAR
WITH THE IMPORT/EXPORT PROCESS AND
PAPERWORK NEEDED TO GET THE CAR
ACROSS THE BORDER. WE CAN ALSO HELP
ARRANGE SHIPPING TO THE BORDER OR
DIRECTLY INTO CANADA. PLEASE FEEL
FREE TO CONTACT US AT (239) 337-4287
WITH ANY QUESTIONS PERTAINING TO
THE IMPORTING/EXPORTING OF CARS
INTO CANADA.
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Great Trunk Space
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Don't Forget
Reasonable offers will be accepted
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We promise you'll enjoy your experience with
Auto Haus of Fort Myers. If you are not local,
we'll gladly pick you up at Fort Myers Southwest
Florida International Airport (RSW) or deliver this
vehicle to your doorstep
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Very Well Maintained
Recently Serviced & Inspected
1.6L Turbocharged Inline-4
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Great Tire Tread Left All Around
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17"  Alloy Wheels
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Original Owner's Manual
& 2 Master Keys
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WE SELL AND SHIP VEHICLES
ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA
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Terms Of Sale: In-State buyers must also pay sales tax
and registration fees. Out-of-State buyers may register
and pay applicable taxes in their home state. All buyers
will be charged a $200 documentation fee. All bidders must
have pre-approved loans/financing or must be able to pay
cash in person for the vehicle. Financing must be secured prior
to bidding. Payment must be made by certified check or
bank to bank transfer. Buyer is responsible for all shipping
costs. Remember that your bid constitutes a legally binding
contract to purchase this car. Please do not bid if you're not
seriously interested or financially able to purchase this car. Again
we do collect sales tax if you live in Florida or are planning
on driving it in Florida.
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Contact Information
Auto Haus Of Fort Myers   — : (239) 337-4287 Email: cars@autohausfm.com
Vehicle Features & Options
Standard Features
Appearance /
  Exterior:
  • Body-Color Bumper Color
  • Chrome Exhaust Tip Color
  • Dual Exhaust Tips Exhaust
  • Black Grille Color
  • Hood Scoop
  • Rear Spoiler
Comfort:
  • Air Filtration
  • Cargo Area Light
  • Alloy Center Console Trim
  • Alloy Dash Trim
  • Alloy Door Trim
  • Aluminum Foot Pedal Trim
  • Front Air Conditioning
  • Single Front Air Conditioning Zones
  • Height Adjustable Front Headrests
  • 2 Number of Front Headrests
  • 2 Number of Rear Headrests
  • Front Reading Lights
  • Leather Steering Wheel Trim
Convenience:
  • Front Console With Storage
  • Front and Rear Cupholders
  • Manual Rear Seat Easy Entry
  • Keyless Entry Multi-Function Remote
  • 12V Cargo Area Power Outlet(s)
  • 12V Front Power Outlet(s)
  • Electric Power Steering
  • Remote Trunk Release
  • Tilt and Telescopic Steering Wheel
  • Cargo Tie-Down Anchors and Hooks
  • Door Pockets - Front
  • Storage Organizer
Drivetrain /
  Suspension:
  • 4-Wheel ABS
  • Cornering Brake Control
  • Electronic Brakeforce Distribution
  • 11.6 Front Brake Diameter
  • 0.9 Front Brake Width
  • Ventilated Disc Front Brakes
  • Coil Springs Front Spring
  • Independent Front Suspension
  • Macpherson Struts Front Suspension
  • Lateral Links Rear Arm
  • 10.2 Rear Brake Diameter
  • 0.4 Rear Brake Width
  • Disc Rear Brakes
  • Coil Springs Rear Spring
  • Independent Rear Suspension
  • Multi-Link Rear Suspension
  • Trailing Arms Rear Suspension
  • Sport Suspension
  • Stability Control
  • Front and Rear Stabilizer Bar
Entertainment /
  Telematics:
  • Mast Antenna
  • Audio Security System
  • External Temperature Display
  • MPG and Range Fuel Economy Display
  • Single Disc In-Dash CD
  • Multi-Function Display
  • Radio Data System
  • AM/FM Radio
  • Hd Radio Ready Radio
  • Ready Satellite Radio
  • Speed Sensitive Volume Control
  • Tachometer
  • 6 Total Number of Speakers
  • Trip Computer
  • Lamp Failure, Low Fuel, Engine Oil, Coolant Warnings and Reminders
Exterior:
  • Color-Adjustable Ambient Lighting
  • Daytime Running Lights
  • Exterior Entry Lights
  • Footwell Lights
  • Front Fog Lights
  • Auto Off Headlights
  • Liftgate Rear Door
Rims / Tires:
  • Run Flat
  • Tire Pressure Monitoring System
  • Performance Tires
Roof / Glass:
  • Intermittent Front Wipers
  • Speed Sensitive Front Wipers
  • 2 One-Touch Windows
  • Remote Operation Power Windows
  • Rear Defogger
  • Auto-On In Reverse Rear Wiper
Safety:
  • 2-Stage Unlocking
  • With Engine Immobilizer Anti-Theft Alarm System
  • Side Impact Door Beams Body Side Reinforcements
  • Latch System Child Seat Anchors
  • Front and Rear Crumple Zones
  • Power Exterior Mirrors
  • Dual Front Airbags
  • Door Unlock Impact Sensor
  • Fuel Cut-Off Impact Sensor
  • Occupant Sensing Passenger Airbag Deactivation
  • Remote Power Door Locks
  • Rolling Code Key Rolling Code Security
  • Front Side Airbags
  • Front and Rear Side Curtain Airbags
  • Dual Illuminating Vanity Mirrors
Seating:
  • Split Folding Folding
  • Sport Front Seats
  • Height Adjustable
  • Rear Heat Vents
  • Front Seatbelt Force Limiters
  • Front Seatbelt Pretensioners
  • 50-50 Split Bench Seating
  • Leatherette Upholstery

Installed Options
Appearance /
  Interior:
  • Center Armrest
    Rims / Tires:
    • 17 Inch Crown-Spoke Alloy Wheels
      Vehicle Condition & History
      Exterior Condition:
      • Excellent Overall Condition
      • Excellent Exterior Trim
      • Excellent Windshield
      • No Dents
      • Fully Detailed
      Interior Condition:
      • Excellent Overall Condition
      • Excellent Dashboard
      • Excellent Carpets
      • Excellent Headliner/Panels
      • Excellent Trunk/Cargo Space
      • Excellent Seats
      • Fully Detailed
      Service History:
      • One Owner
      • Non-Smoker
      • Garage Kept
      • Dealer Inspected
      • Have All Original Manuals and Keys
      FREE AutoCheck Report
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      Dealership Information
      Auto Haus Of Fort Myers
      Phone:(239) 337-4287
      Email:cars@autohausfm.com
      Business Hours:
      Weekdays:9:00 AM to 6:00 PM
      Saturday:10:00 AM to 4:00 PM
      Sunday:By Appointment
      Location:
      16101 S. Tamiami Tr.
      Fort Myers, FL 33908
      Map of Auto Haus Of Fort Myers at 16101 S. Tamiami Tr., Fort Myers, FL 33908
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