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VOTE FOR THIS DODGE DAKOTA 4X4 EXTENDED CAB TRUCK FOR PRESIDENT ! 

NOW, THIS IS MY OLD WORK TRUCK, SO IT HAS DONE EVERYTHING FROM FARMING TO BUILDING LOG CABINS, AND IT KNOWS HOW TO PUT IN A FULL DAY OF HARD WORK, THAT SHOULD APPEAL TO THE FEW HARD WORKING VOTERS WHO STILL LIVE HERE IN AMERICA. 

WITH ALL THE NOISE COMING OUT OF BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES PERHAPS IT IS TIME FOR A DECENT CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT!

 ~ ~ ~ ~  STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT ~ ~ ~ ~ 

FIRST OF ALL, THE DODGE DAKOTA IS ACTUALLY MADE RIGHT HERE IN AMERICA, USING MAINLY AMERICAN PARTS CONTENT, SO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL LOOKING FOR OBAMA'S ELUSIVE BIRTH CERTIFICATE SHOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THIS CANDIDATE HAS A GENUINE AMERICAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND A CURRENT GEORGIA TITLE.

THE SEAT HAS HOSTED A FEW FAT BUTTS OVER THE YEARS, SO IT IS JUST ABOUT AS COMFORTABLE AS A POLITICIAN SITTING IN CONGRESS DOING NOTHING!

THE PAINT IS BILLION DOLLAR GREEN, JUST LIKE THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WEE WEE'D AWAY ON THAT HEALTHCARE WEBSITE, IT HAS AS MANY FLAWS IN IT AS THE "AFFORDABLE CARE ACT" - - - AND IS ABOUT AS UGLY AS NANCY PELOSI !

THE RADIO DOES NOT WORK, SO IT CANNOT LIE TO YOU LIKE A WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING!

THE ENGINE STARTS RIGHT UP AND RUNS PRETTY GOOD, KIND OF LIKE THE HARD WORKING FOLKS WHO ACTUALLY PAY THE BILLS HERE IN AMERICA.

THE MOTOR DOES NOT SMOKE, IT DOES NOT INHALE, SO IT DOES NOT USE A WHOLE BUNCH OF THAT FOREIGN OIL.

IT HAS A GOOD TRANNY, SO THE LGBT SECTION SHOULD BE HAPPY.

IT HAS A FINE WORKING TRANSFER CASE, SO IT CAN GO EITHER WAY!

NOW THE TIRES, NONE OF THEM MATCH, SO IT IS KIND OF LIKE THE AMERICAN MELTING POT!

IT DOES HAVE ICE COLD AIR CONDITIONING - - - SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR COOL WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LATEST DUMB THING THAT HAPPENED IN WASHING-TOON, DC.

IT HAS POWER WINDOWS SO YOU CAN GET A WHIFF OF FRESH AIR WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF THE SMELL OF THE BOVINE FLATULENCE COMING FROM AMERICAN POLITICIANS!

THE MUFFLER HAS A FEW LEAKS IN IT, SO IT MAKES ENOUGH NOISE SO YOU CANNOT HEAR HARRY REID MOUTHING OFF.

IT HAS AN EXTENDED CAB SO THERE IS LOTS OF ROOM FOR A FEW BUDDIES TO RIDE WITH YOU WHEN YOU JOIN RICK PERRY TO PROTECT THE BORDER!

THE TIE ROD ENDS ARE A BIT WORN OUT, SO IT WANDERS KIND OF LIKE THE TEA PARTY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH SIDE OF THE ROAD TO BE ON!

IT HAS A DECENT BEDLINER, SO EVEN BILL CLINTON MIGHT APPROVE!

LAST TIME IT WAS PARKED IN THE HOBBY LOBBY PARKING LOT, SOMEONE TOSSED A FEW OLD CONDOMS IN THE BED - - - SO THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THE FOLKS WHO ARE CONCERNED ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL ISSUES. 

IT IS CHEAP AS DIRT, SO EVEN IF YOU ARE AS "FLAT BROKE" AS HILLARY CLINTON YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT!

LIKE THE MOST RECENT OCCUPANT OF 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE, IT DOES NOT KNOW SQUAT ABOUT THE DOINGS IN THE REST OF THE WORLD, BUT IT IS SO PROUD OF BEING A REAL AMERICAN, THAT IT CAN PARK NEXT TO A FINE FOREIGN LEADER AND NOT HAVE TO GET DOWN ON ITS KNEES TO APOLOGIZE EVERY TIME YOU TURN AROUND!

. . . SO THERE YA HAVE IT, A GREAT LITTLE TRUCK, IDEAL FOR EVERY AMERICAN, AND AT A PRICE YOU CAN AFFORD WITHOUT TAKING CONTRIBUTIONS FROM THE KOCH BROTHERS OR A POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE!

ELECT THIS TRUCK FOR JUST $2016 - - - AND AT LEAST YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEYS WORTH FOR A CHANGE!

CALL ME TODAY AT ( 706 ) 889 -- 6477 SEE IT HERE IN BLUE RIDGE GEORGIA RIGHT NOW!