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US $2,016.00
Year:1995 Mileage:243519
Location:

Ellijay, Georgia, United States

Ellijay, Georgia, United States
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VOTE FOR THIS DODGE DAKOTA 4X4 EXTENDED CAB TRUCK FOR PRESIDENT ! 

 

NOW, THIS IS MY OLD WORK TRUCK, SO IT HAS DONE EVERYTHING FROM FARMING TO BUILDING LOG CABINS, AND IT KNOWS HOW TO PUT IN A FULL DAY OF HARD WORK, THAT SHOULD APPEAL TO THE FEW HARD WORKING VOTERS WHO STILL LIVE HERE IN AMERICA. 

 

WITH ALL THE NOISE COMING OUT OF BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES PERHAPS IT IS TIME FOR A DECENT CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT!

 

 ~ ~ ~ ~  STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT ~ ~ ~ ~ 

 

FIRST OF ALL, THE DODGE DAKOTA IS ACTUALLY MADE RIGHT HERE IN AMERICA, USING MAINLY AMERICAN PARTS CONTENT, SO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL LOOKING FOR OBAMA'S ELUSIVE BIRTH CERTIFICATE SHOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THIS CANDIDATE HAS A GENUINE AMERICAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND A CURRENT GEORGIA TITLE.

 

THE SEAT HAS HOSTED A FEW FAT BUTTS OVER THE YEARS, SO IT IS JUST ABOUT AS COMFORTABLE AS A POLITICIAN SITTING IN CONGRESS DOING NOTHING!

 

THE PAINT IS BILLION DOLLAR GREEN, JUST LIKE THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WEE WEE'D AWAY ON THAT HEALTHCARE WEBSITE, IT HAS AS MANY FLAWS IN IT AS THE "AFFORDABLE CARE ACT" - - - AND IS ABOUT AS UGLY AS NANCY PELOSI !

 

THE RADIO DOES NOT WORK, SO IT CANNOT LIE TO YOU LIKE A WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING!

 

THE ENGINE STARTS RIGHT UP AND RUNS PRETTY GOOD, KIND OF LIKE THE HARD WORKING FOLKS WHO ACTUALLY PAY THE BILLS HERE IN AMERICA.

 

THE MOTOR DOES NOT SMOKE, IT DOES NOT INHALE, SO IT DOES NOT USE A WHOLE BUNCH OF THAT FOREIGN OIL.

 

IT HAS A GOOD TRANNY, SO THE LGBT SECTION SHOULD BE HAPPY.

 

IT HAS A FINE WORKING TRANSFER CASE, SO IT CAN GO EITHER WAY!

 

NOW THE TIRES, NONE OF THEM MATCH, SO IT IS KIND OF LIKE THE AMERICAN MELTING POT!

 

IT DOES HAVE ICE COLD AIR CONDITIONING - - - SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR COOL WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LATEST DUMB THING THAT HAPPENED IN WASHING-TOON, DC.

 

IT HAS POWER WINDOWS SO YOU CAN GET A WHIFF OF FRESH AIR WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF THE SMELL OF THE BOVINE FLATULENCE COMING FROM AMERICAN POLITICIANS!

 

THE MUFFLER HAS A FEW LEAKS IN IT, SO IT MAKES ENOUGH NOISE SO YOU CANNOT HEAR HARRY REID MOUTHING OFF.

 

IT HAS AN EXTENDED CAB SO THERE IS LOTS OF ROOM FOR A FEW BUDDIES TO RIDE WITH YOU WHEN YOU JOIN RICK PERRY TO PROTECT THE BORDER!

 

THE TIE ROD ENDS ARE A BIT WORN OUT, SO IT WANDERS KIND OF LIKE THE TEA PARTY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH SIDE OF THE ROAD TO BE ON!

 

IT HAS A DECENT BEDLINER, SO EVEN BILL CLINTON MIGHT APPROVE!

LAST TIME IT WAS PARKED IN THE HOBBY LOBBY PARKING LOT, SOMEONE TOSSED A FEW OLD CONDOMS IN THE BED - - - SO THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THE FOLKS WHO ARE CONCERNED ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL ISSUES. 

 

IT IS CHEAP AS DIRT, SO EVEN IF YOU ARE AS "FLAT BROKE" AS HILLARY CLINTON YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT!

LIKE THE MOST RECENT OCCUPANT OF 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE, IT DOES NOT KNOW SQUAT ABOUT THE DOINGS IN THE REST OF THE WORLD, BUT IT IS SO PROUD OF BEING A REAL AMERICAN, THAT IT CAN PARK NEXT TO A FINE FOREIGN LEADER AND NOT HAVE TO GET DOWN ON ITS KNEES TO APOLOGIZE EVERY TIME YOU TURN AROUND!

 

. . . SO THERE YA HAVE IT, A GREAT LITTLE TRUCK, IDEAL FOR EVERY AMERICAN, AND AT A PRICE YOU CAN AFFORD WITHOUT TAKING CONTRIBUTIONS FROM THE KOCH BROTHERS OR A POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE!

 

ELECT THIS TRUCK FOR JUST $2016 - - - AND AT LEAST YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEYS WORTH FOR A CHANGE!

 

CALL ME TODAY AT ( 706 ) 889 -- 6477 SEE IT HERE IN BLUE RIDGE GEORGIA RIGHT NOW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hellcat no help to Fiat-Chrysler's bottom-of-the-pile mpg average

Wed, Oct 15 2014

What, you expected the "fastest muscle car ever" to help fleetwide fuel economy? Nope, don't think that's going to happen. That means Fiat Chrysler will likely to continue to languish at the bottom of the heap when it comes to fleetwide fuel economy among the largest automakers serving the US, especially as the automaker starts to sell its Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat. A few hundred Fiat 500E electric vehicles aren't going to turn the trend around. See, Chrysler has once again finished at the bottom of the list when it came to fleetwide fuel economy among automakers for 2014 model-year vehicles, according to a preliminary study by the US Environmental Protection Agency. Chrysler and Fiat had an average of 21.1 miles per gallon. That substantially lagged the overall 24.2 mpg average, but it was an increase from the company's 20.9 mpg average last year and the 20.1 mpg average two years prior. For 2014, General Motors had the second-worst fleetwide fuel economy at an even 22 mpg. Fiat Chrysler does say it's working on improving its fuel economy, according to Automotive News. The company plans on making its inline-four-cylinder and V6 engines smaller, and will sell more vehicles with eight- and nine-speed transmissions. Heck, there's even a plug-in hybrid version of the Chrysler Town & Country minivan in the works for late 2015, and the company can tout fuel-efficiency gains with the Chrysler 200 and Jeep Cherokee. We would be remiss if we didn't note that, compared to its muscle-car forefathers, the Hellcat actually performs pretty well at the pump. Last month, word got out that the 2015 Challenger Hellcat, equipped either with a six-speed manual or an eight-speed automatic transmission, got a combined fuel economy of 16 mpg. Heck, the automatic-tranny version got 22 mpg on the highway. And that's for a car with 707 horsepower and a 10-second quarter-mile time. Still, with the pedal floored, the car can burn a gallon and a half of fuel per minute. Ouch.

Dodge Viper plant will close for good Aug. 31

Wed, Jul 12 2017

It has been a long time coming, an end rumored since at least 2015, but after 25 years, the Dodge Viper's demise is nigh. Production of the $90,000 bespoke sports car is ending. Therefore, FCA will be shutting down its Conner Assembly Plant on Aug. 31. Automotive News reports that the Detroit plant will be shutting down. The car has been hand-built there since 1995, save for a hiatus in 2010-13 (production began at FCA's Mack Plant in 1992). The Prowler was built there, too, from 1997 to 2002. More than 80 workers currently build the Viper, making Conner FCA's smallest assembly facility. But not many Vipers are sold - 630 last year - despite an enthusiastic following. And of course FCA's own 707-horsepower Dodge Challenger and Charger SRT Hellcats and new 840-horsepower Challenger SRT Demon can't help matters. But the last straw is the fact the Viper can't comply with new safety requirements going into effect. On the bright side, the UAW has seen the plant closure coming since 2015, and FCA has told the state of Michigan that it expects to find positions at other plants for the Viper crew. FCA has been celebrating the Viper valedictory for a couple of years now, offering serialized special editions, including the $121,000 Viper ACR, and touting the ability to build unique Vipers with its "1 of 1" customization program, with a choice of 16,000 unique paint colors and 48,000 unique stripe combinations. Related Video:

2014 Dodge Durango leaks ahead of NY rollout

Wed, 27 Mar 2013

Even though Chrysler will reportedly discontinue the Dodge Durango after the current model's lifespan - said to be around 2016 - that isn't stopping the automaker from improving its full-size, three-row SUV. The vehicle won't debut at the New York Auto Show until tomorrow, but images are already leaking out ahead of the embargo lift, and they show that the 2014 model is getting even more aggressive styling to go with more technology inside and out.
Dodge limited its early press shots of the new Durango to just the R/T trim level, but this new look adds a meaner look to this model with more dramatic projector-beam headlights along with a "floating" crosshair grille and a restyled fascia. At the rear of the Durango, LED racetrack taillights show a family resemblance to the Charger and Dart, while a new rear fascia adds to the styling while also allowing for an integrated trailer hitch.
On the tech side, the instrument panel looks to have been redesigned to include a standard seven-inch thin-film transistor (TFT) gauge cluster, and it also appears as if Chrysler's well-liked UConnect system has been updated with the 8.4-inch touchscreen found in other Chrysler vehicles. The 2013 model's conventional console shifter has been replaced by a rotary knob for gear selection, suggesting that there are transmission changes afoot as well. We'll have more details when the silks slide off this big boy tomorrow, so stay tuned.