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Vote With Your Wallet - Elect This Dodge Dakota 4x4 President In 2016! Vote Now on 2040-cars

US $2,016.00
Year:1995 Mileage:243519
Location:

Ellijay, Georgia, United States

Ellijay, Georgia, United States

VOTE FOR THIS DODGE DAKOTA 4X4 EXTENDED CAB TRUCK FOR PRESIDENT ! 

 

NOW, THIS IS MY OLD WORK TRUCK, SO IT HAS DONE EVERYTHING FROM FARMING TO BUILDING LOG CABINS, AND IT KNOWS HOW TO PUT IN A FULL DAY OF HARD WORK, THAT SHOULD APPEAL TO THE FEW HARD WORKING VOTERS WHO STILL LIVE HERE IN AMERICA. 

 

WITH ALL THE NOISE COMING OUT OF BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES PERHAPS IT IS TIME FOR A DECENT CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT!

 

 ~ ~ ~ ~  STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT ~ ~ ~ ~ 

 

FIRST OF ALL, THE DODGE DAKOTA IS ACTUALLY MADE RIGHT HERE IN AMERICA, USING MAINLY AMERICAN PARTS CONTENT, SO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL LOOKING FOR OBAMA'S ELUSIVE BIRTH CERTIFICATE SHOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THIS CANDIDATE HAS A GENUINE AMERICAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND A CURRENT GEORGIA TITLE.

 

THE SEAT HAS HOSTED A FEW FAT BUTTS OVER THE YEARS, SO IT IS JUST ABOUT AS COMFORTABLE AS A POLITICIAN SITTING IN CONGRESS DOING NOTHING!

 

THE PAINT IS BILLION DOLLAR GREEN, JUST LIKE THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WEE WEE'D AWAY ON THAT HEALTHCARE WEBSITE, IT HAS AS MANY FLAWS IN IT AS THE "AFFORDABLE CARE ACT" - - - AND IS ABOUT AS UGLY AS NANCY PELOSI !

 

THE RADIO DOES NOT WORK, SO IT CANNOT LIE TO YOU LIKE A WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING!

 

THE ENGINE STARTS RIGHT UP AND RUNS PRETTY GOOD, KIND OF LIKE THE HARD WORKING FOLKS WHO ACTUALLY PAY THE BILLS HERE IN AMERICA.

 

THE MOTOR DOES NOT SMOKE, IT DOES NOT INHALE, SO IT DOES NOT USE A WHOLE BUNCH OF THAT FOREIGN OIL.

 

IT HAS A GOOD TRANNY, SO THE LGBT SECTION SHOULD BE HAPPY.

 

IT HAS A FINE WORKING TRANSFER CASE, SO IT CAN GO EITHER WAY!

 

NOW THE TIRES, NONE OF THEM MATCH, SO IT IS KIND OF LIKE THE AMERICAN MELTING POT!

 

IT DOES HAVE ICE COLD AIR CONDITIONING - - - SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR COOL WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LATEST DUMB THING THAT HAPPENED IN WASHING-TOON, DC.

 

IT HAS POWER WINDOWS SO YOU CAN GET A WHIFF OF FRESH AIR WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF THE SMELL OF THE BOVINE FLATULENCE COMING FROM AMERICAN POLITICIANS!

 

THE MUFFLER HAS A FEW LEAKS IN IT, SO IT MAKES ENOUGH NOISE SO YOU CANNOT HEAR HARRY REID MOUTHING OFF.

 

IT HAS AN EXTENDED CAB SO THERE IS LOTS OF ROOM FOR A FEW BUDDIES TO RIDE WITH YOU WHEN YOU JOIN RICK PERRY TO PROTECT THE BORDER!

 

THE TIE ROD ENDS ARE A BIT WORN OUT, SO IT WANDERS KIND OF LIKE THE TEA PARTY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH SIDE OF THE ROAD TO BE ON!

 

IT HAS A DECENT BEDLINER, SO EVEN BILL CLINTON MIGHT APPROVE!

LAST TIME IT WAS PARKED IN THE HOBBY LOBBY PARKING LOT, SOMEONE TOSSED A FEW OLD CONDOMS IN THE BED - - - SO THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THE FOLKS WHO ARE CONCERNED ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL ISSUES. 

 

IT IS CHEAP AS DIRT, SO EVEN IF YOU ARE AS "FLAT BROKE" AS HILLARY CLINTON YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT!

LIKE THE MOST RECENT OCCUPANT OF 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE, IT DOES NOT KNOW SQUAT ABOUT THE DOINGS IN THE REST OF THE WORLD, BUT IT IS SO PROUD OF BEING A REAL AMERICAN, THAT IT CAN PARK NEXT TO A FINE FOREIGN LEADER AND NOT HAVE TO GET DOWN ON ITS KNEES TO APOLOGIZE EVERY TIME YOU TURN AROUND!

 

. . . SO THERE YA HAVE IT, A GREAT LITTLE TRUCK, IDEAL FOR EVERY AMERICAN, AND AT A PRICE YOU CAN AFFORD WITHOUT TAKING CONTRIBUTIONS FROM THE KOCH BROTHERS OR A POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE!

 

ELECT THIS TRUCK FOR JUST $2016 - - - AND AT LEAST YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEYS WORTH FOR A CHANGE!

 

CALL ME TODAY AT ( 706 ) 889 -- 6477 SEE IT HERE IN BLUE RIDGE GEORGIA RIGHT NOW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2015 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat with '600-plus horsepower' officially unveiled [w/video]

Tue, 20 May 2014

Dodge has officially unveiled the most powerful vehicle to ever wear the Challenger name - the SRT Hellcat - complete with over 600 horsepower courtesy of a supercharged, 6.2-liter Hemi V8. It will be offered alongside the 485-hp Challenger SRT.
The new, force-induced V8 isn't just the most powerful ever fitted to the Challenger, it's the most powerful eight-cylinder Chrysler Group has ever built. Power figures aren't finalized, so expect to see "over 600 hp" bandied about quite a lot. That fury will be channeled through either a six-speed manual or eight-speed automatic. Yes, over 600 ponies through an eight-speed auto. So far, the only vehicle we know of that delivers more output through that many gears is the as-yet untested Chevrolet Corvette Z06. Sadly, we don't have performance metrics just yet, although if this thing can't crack four seconds to 60 miles per hour, we'll be pretty surprised.
As is the theme nowadays, the 2015 Challenger SRT features a number of driving modes, governing power output, shift speeds for the 8AT, steering effort, traction control settings and suspension settings. There are three pre-programmed options - Default, Sport and Track - and a Custom mode that allows drivers to mix and match to their heart's content.

Dodge celebrates centennial with Charger and Challenger 100th Anniversary Editions

Tue, 19 Nov 2013

In 1914, the Dodge brothers went from being a parts supplier to a full-scale automaker, and to celebrate the centennial of this milestone, Dodge will offer special editions of the 2014 Charger and Challenger early next year. Both cars will be sold in limited numbers (although no specific number was given), and these cars will stand out thanks to unique touches like 20-inch wheels, 100th anniversary edition logos and the exclusive High Octane Red Pearl Coat paint job (shown above).
The 100th Anniversary Edition package, which runs $2,200 on the 2014 Charger and $2,500 on the 2014 Challenger, comes with red or black leather seats with a cloud print (for a denim-like look) and metal badges on the seatbacks that read "Dodge Est. 1914," while similar logos are also found on the wheel center caps and front fenders. The instrument gauges are unique to each car, with the Charger getting black gauges and the Challenger getting white gauges, and to enunciate the 100-year anniversary, both cars have red numerals on the speedometer for the 100-mile-per-hour mark.
Finishing off the 100th Anniversary Edition cars, which will be offered on V6 and R/T models, Dodge adds a flat-bottom steering wheel and embroidered floor mats as a part of the package. Scroll down for the full press release for these commemorative models.

Travis Pastrana signs with Dodge for another year, brings partner Bryce Menzies [w/video]

Sun, 14 Apr 2013

Dodge and SRT Motorsports announced that the Dodge Dart will be returning for its sophomore season of the Global Rallycross Championship with a two-car team fielded by Pastrana Racing. Travis Pastrana drove his GRC Dart to victory lane in the fourth race of the car's inaugural season, and his race team is looking for even more success with the addition of off-road racer Bryce Menzies behind the wheel of the second car.
The 2013 GRC season kicks off on April 21 in Brazil with plenty of dirt-spewing, ramp-jumping action. Scroll down for a video from the cars' main sponsor, Red Bull, and a press release from Chrysler.